This might have been the hardest I ever laughed watching New Girl.
the next time you think you’re lonely, just remember you have about 25 billion white blood cells in your body protecting your sorry little ass with their life. you have 25 billion friends who would die for you. no need for tears.
I actually needed that.
TODAY IS THE TENTH ANNIVERSARY OF The Lizzie McGuire Movie
Do you love life? Because THIS IS WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF
TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
there’s always one hot person in an ensemble that you just end up sorta stalking throughout the show
"oh hey you’re really cute." "look you’re back as a villager." "oh there’s that guy being a police officer now." "you thought you could hide under that big costume but i see you cute ensemble member.”